The State of the Prostate Address
Ladies and gentlemen, the Prostate of the United States.
It’s official. I have an enlarged prostate.
I made the appointment four months ago, and this was the earliest they could get me in. A dear friend who read my essay, The Unbearable Likeness of Peeing about my frequent and piddling pees, and who had just had a very successful procedure for prostate cancer, strongly advised me…