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Divorce Saved My Marriage

Divorce saved my marriage. We’d had 27 years of mostly good times together and still thought very highly of each other. The divorce saved…

Jan 11, 2022

Divorce Saved My Marriage

Jan 11, 2022

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How I Became A Sugar Daddy

Why a Brazilian should actually be called the Australian Open

Jun 27, 2021

How I Became A Sugar Daddy

Jun 27, 2021

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There’s a Crack in Everything: Sex, Covid & the Psych Ward

Where was the fucking driftwood?

May 13, 2021

The silhouette of a man entering a dimly lit room from a darkened hallway.

May 13, 2021

Cooper Thornton

Without A Doubt

I’d rather take it all on than have my boys have to struggle with anything. And I want them to be able to face whatever the world throws at…

Sep 10

Without A Doubt

Sep 10

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The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part Five: Enough Is Enough

This makes me laugh. I love the truth in it.

Jul 26

The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part Five: Enough Is Enough

Jul 26

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The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part Four: Desperate Measures

An old man is at his bedside praying when his wife says, “What are you doing?” “I’m praying for guidance,” replies the man. “Just pray for…

Jul 26

The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part Four: Desperate Measures

Jul 26

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The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part Three: Getting Screwed!

Scientist: Dick bug. Other scientist: No. Scientist: Penis beetle. Other scientist: No. Scientist: Cock roach. Other scientist: OK…

Jul 26

The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part Three: Getting Screwed!

Jul 26

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The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part Two: Dropping the Ball(s)

Old Edna at the nursing home tells old Harry that if he shows her his penis, she can tell him his age.

Jul 26

The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part Two: Dropping the Ball(s)

Jul 26

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The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part One: Percentages, an Introduction

A heads up, this series of essays is about body shaming, particularly how I and other men view our penises. Let’s start with a laugh.

Jul 25

The Phallusy, A Penis in Five Parts: Part One: Percentages, an Introduction

Jul 25

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It’s Just Fraud. How I learned A Very Expensive Lesson the Hard Way

I was confused. I got Form N0002402 from the North Carolina Dept. of Revenue.

Jul 10

It’s Just Fraud. How I learned A Very Expensive Lesson the Hard Way

Jul 10

Cooper Thornton

Cooper Thornton

Parent, Actor, People Lover, Observer, Writer and Most Often Happy Depressive in NC by way of LA by way of UK by way of BC by way of TN, where it all started.

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